Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
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If you are married, please ignore this message, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day!
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Wives are like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.
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Man receives a telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
**********
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
**********
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
**********
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
**********
If you are married, please ignore this message, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day!
**********
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
**********
Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Wives are like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.
**********
Man receives a telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
**********
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
**********
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
**********
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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