Funny Quotes (Part 1)

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always certain of themselves, but wiser people are so full of doubts!

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The termites eat up everything in the house except the worries of the house owner.

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Great minds have purposes while others have wishes.

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Good humor is not a trait of character but it is an art that requires practice.

Top 20 Things Oprah Knows for Sure (Part 4)

16. Every day brings a chance to start over.

17. Being a mother is the hardest job on earth. Women everywhere must declare it so.

18. Doubt means don't. Don't move. Don't answer. Don't rush forward.

19. When you don't know what to do, get still. The answer will come.

20. "Trouble don't last always." (A line from a Negro spiritual, which calls to mind another favorite: This, too, shall pass.)


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Top 20 Things Oprah Knows for Sure (Part 3)

11. Trust your instincts. Intuition doesn't lie.

12. Love yourself and then learn to extend that love to others in every encounter.

13. Let passion drive your profession.

14. Find a way to get paid for doing what you love. Then every paycheck will be a bonus.

15. Love doesn't hurt. It feels really good.


Source: Oprah.com