Texts and Quotes

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you do not have.

Money is better than poverty, if only financial reasons.

Humor is the best medicine there is whenever you are.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.

Love is the answer, but while waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. And if you want more, just keep on asking.

I am not afraid of death. I just do not want to be there when it happens.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

If you want to make God laugh, then tell him your plans.

Basically my wife is immature. I’d be home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.

A fast word on oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said “No”. It sounds practical.