Jokes

A doctor and an engineer fall in love with the same pretty nurse. The engineer has to attend a seminar. “I’ll be away for a week,” the engineer tells the nurse, “and I have a present for you but don’t open it until I leave.”

When she unwrapped the gift, she found seven apples with a note: “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”

Valentine's Day Quotations (Part 3)

Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only because I love.
- Leo Tolstoy


I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride;
so I love you because I know no other way
than this: where I does not exist nor you,
so close that your hand on my chest is my hand,
so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep.
- Pablo Neruda, "Love Sonnet XVII"


Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
- Dorothy Parker


Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.
- Zora Neale Hurston


I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.
- Alice Walker

Valentine's Day Quotations (Part 2)

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
-Helen Keller


Love has no desire but to fulfill itself.
But if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires;
To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night.
To know the pain of too much tenderness.
To be wounded by your own understanding of love;
And to bleed willingly and joyfully.
- Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet


Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward in the same direction.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery


Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
- Anais Nin


Love does not dominate; it cultivates.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Valentine's Day Quotations (Part 1)

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
- Elizabeth Barrett Browning


Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
- Aristotle


My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.
- William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet


Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
- Lao Tzu


Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Valentine's Day Text Messages, SMS, Text & Quotes (Part 7)

You brighten up my day with the sound of your voice. You bring so much laughter and love. You are everything to me and I was so blessed when God sent you here for me. Happy Valentine's Day!

Even though we are not together this Valentines Day but I will be with you wherever you go my love. Happy Valentine's Day!

Love can make you do things that you have never thought possible. Happy Valentine's Day!

Love, an emotion so strong that you would give up everything, to just feel it once, to know that you are part of something special. And to know that you can feel what love really is, to know, to feel, to love. Happy Valentine's Day!

I love, I love, I love you... nothing else comes out from me but the words that are truly meant for you and that is... I love you! Happy Valentine's Day!